ID.10.T - General Comments, Inquiries, & Poetic Acquisitions

Thank you for visiting us here at the Office of Comments, Inquiries, and Poetic Acquisitions (a sub-division of the Office of Public relations, a departmental office of Dep't of Records).

Dept of Records LogoIn response to recent recordings of ritards and rondos occuring somewhere off the shores of Romania (or the former Roman Empire, we forget which), these forms will now be hand-processed by our recently liberated lab-monkey, Franco 'Fiddlesticks' Fellini III, who has chosen to stay on with the company despite his years of captivity.

Franco learned to read, write, and compose complex orchestral arrangements during his 6-year captivity here at DoR HQ, and is well on his way to replacing one of the company co-founders as Primate of the Year. We're very proud of him, as should you be.

Please fill out the following form (in triplicate), and Franco will determine if/how to respond.

(Responses may take up to 4-6 weeks to arrive.)

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Poetic Acquisitions


As part of our continuous efforts to acquire as many poetic devices, and therefore dominate the field of poetic technology, we request the submission of an original poem. Said poem will become the sole property of Dep't of Records, LLC.





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